15 pieces of advice

15 PIECES OF ADVICE TO BE PASSED ON TO YOUR MOTHER, > DAUGHTERS, GRANDDAUGHTERS, GIRLFRIENDS, AUNTS, > NIECES, ETC. > > > 1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in > nappies. > > 2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You > shut the door. > > 3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able > to put them all up there. > > 4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little > to be out alone. > > 5. Go for the younger man. You might as well, they > never mature anyway. > > 6. Men are all the same - they just have different > faces, so that you can tell them apart. > > 7 . Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the > opportunity to make some woman miserable. > > 8. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are > the do-it-yourself types. > > 9. Best way to get a man to do something is to suggest > he is too old for it. > > 10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. > > 11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental > hospital. > > 12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert > for 40 years. Even in Biblical times, men wouldn't > ask for directions. > > 13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested > in, tell him cheque books. > > 14. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you > tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his. > > 15. Sadly, all men are created equal.